Is it supposed to burn when I pee?

Well, since i've been infected with yet another disease, and thank you Tatsuki, it's every man's dream to be infected with some kind of internet transferable disease, the same way every person wants to get mauled by a bear, or get bitten by rabid animals. And in the same way, it fails horrifically at shutting me up, because here I am actually writing a post when I had no intention to in the first place so plenty to say thanks to you.

Rules of the game (or tag):
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to every question.
4. With the answers, comment on how it relates to the question.


1. How am I feeling today?
Slow down- The academy is
hahaha hell yes, these holidays are slipping away from me way too fast

2. How would you describe yourself?
Angel- Celine Dion
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........that's a good one

3. Will you get far in life?
Spiral World- Last alliance
Um, so I'll make the world turn or something? That's good right? Well actually I honestly have no damn idea what this song is about, it's mostly in Japanese and has lots of guitar, so maybe that means i'll be a rockstar or something.

4. What is your life's purpose?
Last Kiss- Pearl Jam
Well shit, looks like i'm going to be spending my life pining over a dead person.....I'm definitely getting into necrophilia. hmmm, though TECHNICALLY if I take kisses from terminally ill patients then that's their last kiss and it isn't necrophilia......hmm I wonder

5. What is your motto?
My happy ending- Avril Lavigne
Well that IS a good motto, i'm sure that's what we're all looking for

6. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Fortunate son- CCR
Um......I know how this looks, but that man forced me, I SWEAR! Well, at least he could pay me a good settlement to keep my mouth shut, and that's why my family is where it is today and I'm going to university.

7. What do you think of the person you like?
Heels over head- Boys like girls
Well, at least I don't have any explaining to do with this one

8. What do you think of your best friend?
Mungkin nanti- peterpan
Well, um.....I'm not DITCHING you guys, I'm just......rescheduling for later, probably sometime next year?

9. What do you friends think of you?
Come clean- Hillary Duff
First, this song belongs to my......brother yes, it's obviously his music. But anyway these drugs? I've never seen them before in my life, you've gotta believe me! Come on man, I only need to hide for a couple of days!

10. What is your personality like?
Beautiful Love-The afters
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA are all my personality questions completely screwed up? Well actually that probably says LOTS about my real personality and qualities

11. What do you think of your friends?
The girl's a straight-up hustler- All time low
Well, um........I guess at least I didn't call you sluts? Hustler is a level UP, kind of?

12. What do you think of your parents?
Operator the line is dead- Jason Lo
Well my parents have played a prank on me before that was something like this.........

13. What do you think about very often?
Summer Sunshine- The corrs
Wow, looks like my world is full of sunshine and butterflies apparently. This tag makes the inside of my mind look like an episode of teletubbies, with the smiling sun and butterflies, though if there were strange dancing fat things inside my head, I'd probably have shot myself by now just to make sure those things were dead


14. What is the story of your life?
Umbrella(acoustic)-Marie Digby
Um, I provide shelter? Well my house is pretty big, I'm sure I've sheltered some people literally, and I think this is PROBABLY telling me that I will probably end up helping my friends if they are getting busted by the police for drugs or something

15. What do you want to be in the future?
Behind these hazel eyes- Kelly Clarkson
I think I'm going to spend my life doing plastic surgery......or maybe making contact lenses

16. What will they play at your funeral?
Raindrop Prelude- Choppin
Well, I always thought I'd die in a blaze of glory, with fire and explosives or a crashing plane. I guess everyone ELSE'll be happy I died so peacefully

17. What is your hobby/interest?
Unfaithful- Rhianna
I.....she was naked when I found her, I swear!

18. What is your biggest fear?
Bring me to life- Evanesence
Well.....I always DID think Frankenstein was a bad book.......

19. What is your biggest secret?
The Gift of Paralysis- Envy on the coast
SHHH, don't tell anyone, but I'm actually paralyzed from the legs down, but through the power of cybernetics I can walk! See? THAT'S why no one ever sees me wear shorts in college, can't let everyone see the mechanisms.

20. What's in store for this weekend?
Strange and beautiful- Aqualung
Let's just the Karma Sutra has some.....quirky positions

21. What would best describe your life?
Ordinary day- Vanessa Carlton
Well......it's so NICE to know how typical and insignificant my life is eh? This is so depressing....

22. Will I get married?
Holiday- Greenday
I'm not DIVORCED.....I'm just taking a holiday from marriage

23. What does your boyfriend/girlfriend think of you?
I can't hate you anymore- Nick Lachey
Well, at least you don't hate me NOW.......

24. What would you strip to?
Unchained melody- The righteous brothers
Well this isn't strip joint music, so that's ALWAYS a plus. Hm, this as a stripping song actually isn't that inappropriate oddly enough, just odd......

25. How is my life going?
Let me go- Three doors down
Well, I guess I want to go overseas real badly........or I want to go to the toilet. Okay, bad pun I'm sorry

26. How is my love life going?
Like you, Only sweeter
She's just like you, only sweeter.........so true, life's good now

27. How can I make myself happy?
Get over it- OK go
I am over it! I mean just because I set fire to his home doesn't mean I haven't forgiven him yet! It was an accident, I swear!

28. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Lost Highway- Bon Jovi
Well we HAVE been lost before.........except that wasn't a highway I think, but in America they call their basic roads highways so, I guess this is kinda accurate-ish.

29. What song will be played at your wedding?
Rush-Aly&A.J.
.......can you say drunken Vegas wedding?

30. What song would you play the first time having sex?
Someday we'll know
Well yes, someday I WILL know, and if I'm listening to that while having sex, then it'll be pretty soon.

There, done.....know what? I tag you Germaine, now get to work!